What about staff? There are supposed to be hundreds of guys with helmets walking around so the good guys can steal their uniforms and deposit their paychecks.
All I really want is the frickin lasers. How can i kill the hero if I can’t lock him in a room with a bunch of dolphins shooting freaking lasers at him?
eromlig over 3 years ago
Ahh…budget cuts at Evil, Inc…
jpsomebody over 3 years ago
Look behind the house, they’re alley-gators.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
It’s what you get for booking
with “Lairs, Lairs, Pants On Fair” …!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bad YELP review coming!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
It just goes to show you: If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Stop whining and do as much evil as you can with what you’ve got.
jim.fulton Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nice shoutout; rarely do you get to think of two different Jaws at the same time
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
What about staff? There are supposed to be hundreds of guys with helmets walking around so the good guys can steal their uniforms and deposit their paychecks.
formathe over 3 years ago
When Groupon meets airBnB.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
All I really want is the frickin lasers. How can i kill the hero if I can’t lock him in a room with a bunch of dolphins shooting freaking lasers at him?
zeexenon over 3 years ago
But boss, our committee agreed those would take your other eye regardless of the old adage, come into my lair said the spider to the fly.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Next time be a little more specific in your request.
PuppyPapa over 3 years ago
That creature has stolen the space modulator!
Julian Himber over 3 years ago
Damn Right. If he wanted a space modulator he should have gone thru Marvin
Nobody_Important over 3 years ago
Next time try renting from Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Thanks to his ex-wife’s money, his place have everything!