Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 27, 2021

According to your wife, you never had it.

“Regain your self-respect? Why, that’s easy, my good man”, says Tarzan, " now, all you has to do is, you just begin digging a pit over here, and…"

Are they going to get new porters or carry the lot themselves, or travel light?

So… Tarzan is not only a marriage counselor, he is also a self-esteem coach?

“Pppplease,” stammered Charles, “Please help me murder a gorilla!”

Tarzan considered the prospects and decided to dig a pit.

‘Cause that’s what Bro’s do.

As they were talking, Johnson came casually walking out of the bush, slightly disheveled with dreamy eyes and smoking a cigarette…..

I’d like to feed this poor guy’s wife to jungle animals.

Woo hoo! Killa gorilla! Now you’re speaking my language.

So now Tarzan has to give lessons to a brow-beaten, vulture-picked on poor excuse for a “man” with poop-soiled pants (phew!), on how to grow a pair and put vicious vixen Junie in her place? This should be an eye-opener especially when Johnson reappears with his new “wife”!

Tarzan’s gonna kill a ’rilla?

Tarzan: “The jungle’s a dangerous place. My philosophy is kill everything you see. Look out for that butterfly!”