F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 17, 2021

Or Eight Five-Year-Olds.

I wouldn’t mind the health and vigor of 2 twenty year olds.

Ten four year olds would be better.

The glass isn’t half empty…it’s broken…

Maturity isn’t additive. You put four monkeys in a room together and poop still gets thrown around.

But, he’s not quite there yet.

Nah. We never mature beyond 10 years old. That’s why women like us so…..

yeah … that is not how it works pal

… on the other hand, some people just do not ever grow up

is that in series or in parallel

… and the math skills of a small dog.

I’ve known several 10-year-olds who were more mature than their parents.

I’d be happy to have the body of a 40 year old…. mostly because I’m 68…

maturity is overrated

Tony’s been drawing a lot about age lately.

And twice the common sense of two 20-year-olds.

You’re only as mature as your weakest link, so…

I feel like I have the combined maturity of nine five-year-olds.

Or half the maturity of an 80 year old?

The paragraph that basically says "For every ten (10) years this bill is enacted the minimum age for Medicare benefits drops by five (5) years would have meant he would be eligible for Medicare. But the insurance companies called the Senators and Congresscriiters that they owned and told them to take that paragraph out because in 1965 that meant “creeping socialism.” And the USA now has something other countries don’t have, that being “Medical Bankruptcy.”

In my case l have the maturity of ten and a half six years old….