Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 26, 2021

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    Yontrop  over 3 years ago

    Stomach cramps, a headache, nausea, a fever (maybe) or just a longing to be somewhere else… but “the bends”?

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    From “be still, my beating heart”, to “be still, my rumbling tummy”!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Pass the earplugs, Fink!

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    Gives new meaning to wax lyrical…… (wax for the ears)…..

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    If he only knew how lucky he was. Amplifiers and laser lighting have not been invented.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    No pressure, though!

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    After the lump in the throat comes the dry heaves.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    When they sing it’ll sound like they have a lump in their throats

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    brklnbern  over 3 years ago

    And them the dungeon.

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