Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 27, 2021

I object!

Your kids could end up .corg or maybe .oom

Romeo & Juliet 2.0

Everyone knew she should have gone for a .biz

I think there might be a .con going on here.

.net it be.

He must be a .info…

They met at a .orgy.

Sure, a .COM can Marry a .ORG, . Just call the union of the two an “LLC”.

Her old .edu is objecting; he can’t accept that she’s graduated and moved on.

and we are all pin heads for thinking this might be humorous……

A mixed marriage. They can’t file their taxes jointly

What if he converts?

Dana is a bigot and is not shy about it.

I wonder if the man who is objecting is a .net

I had a friend who always said he wanted to attend a wedding of people he didn’t know so he could stand up and say: “I object” at the time of the question- and then walk out.

Sure they can. After the ceremony, they’ll be a .us …

Better than a .gov…