Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 23, 2021

Dicey Does a Dash.

All the BFF’S in Cancun will be more than happy to help you find yourself Dicey.

Ka-CANCUN!

Dicey, you’re going to get in Ka-trouble! R.J’s going to look good to you then. She might’ve changed her mind if Fireball were standing there.

My advice: don’t share a ride with any senators.

Dicey: “It’s not you ….”

RJ: "Good thing you said it first because I feel the same way, too.”

Just keep away from the bear caves and you should be alright, Goldielocks.

So, Impossible’s gonna catch R.J. .. on the ‘rebound’..?

She may have gotten older but she’s still no deeper than a puddle in a parking lot.

I wonder where this will lead!!! I wonder if he is wanted in Mexico???

RJ, allow me to offer some guidance: “From the streets did she emerge; and to the streets she will return. And I say unto you, ‘She is for the streets’. So be not weary when she returns from whence she came.” – Future 1:1-3

I’m new here. Is she always so free with the cliches?

Yeah – given Rip’s relationship with Cobra … this seems about right …

KA-BREAKING UP!

Don’t worry, RJ, there’s always Sopapilla.

“When my first wife left me, she said she was going out to ‘find herself.’ I said, ‘Boy, are you going to be disappointed.’” (or something like that) – Roger Welsch, Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them

“I am going out to find myself. If I return before I come back, please ask me to wait.” – sign on former workmate’s desk.

Whelp… Gotta start somewhere, I suppose.

Forget her, R.J.! Sopapilla’s the one for you!

The bounty hunter is going to show up and he’s going to think she’s dicey.