Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 11, 2021

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There used to be a sign on a fence along Clayton Expressway in Fort Smith, America that said, “Lawn Mores Repaired Here”.

    I wish I had taken a picture.

    But I didn’t.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 3 years ago

    Mom… When is it time for me to learn cursor writing?

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    The Old Wolf  over 3 years ago

    Make sure that sesame seed flour is gluten free. For me.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 3 years ago

    Chef says powered flouring and sugar on today’s donuts.

    Chef says do not use your foot on my freezer and refrigerator doors when shutting.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 3 years ago

    Open Sez-a-me!

    Whatcht repair to the ENTH power!

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12750376/

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    2-1-1959 … 62 years, 1 month, and 11 days ago ..and Jimi Hendrix was 16 years, 2 months, and 11 days old back then …

    (I heard it through the whatchtower) … CaFfEiNe …!

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    *Hot Rod*  over 3 years ago

    Who still stops and smells the flowers..

    The cinnamon rolls with sure smells sweet when the oven allows this.

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    coltish1  over 3 years ago

    Those who write with the Cyrillic alphabet often feel the need to repair their watchtowers. And they take a decidedly dim view of that sign, “Yes We’re Open.”

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    *Hot Rod*  over 3 years ago

    HYT Watches, up the scale of excellent.

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    katina.cooper  over 3 years ago

    And he doesn’t charge by the inch for that foot bandage. Is Sherpa gone forever? When I try to get there, all I get is a blank screen. Did they get rid of thousands of comics?

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    The towns Merchantile is opened 24/7! We are fully stocked from soup to nuts, to sesame seeds! Elastic Bandages, to, Iodine, to Vaseline in the First Aid section. Visit the grocery isles, for all your baking needs, from flour to cocoa to tapioca beads! Did I mention the Merchantile is attatched to the Froglandia Bathmat Factory , with the entrance on Walk & Don’t Walk Ave. ..free coffee while you shop ……

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hey… looks like the network is working again. I didn’t have to log back in or anything, and it displays the content rather than a bland form excuse for why it can’t share its store of data with me.

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    INGSOC   over 3 years ago

    February 1st. of 1959 was a pretty good day.

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    painedsmile  over 3 years ago

    The numbers and icons are under the comic now. Is anything else different with the layout?

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    The Watchtower always was in need of “repair” when they delivered it! But a liberal dose of “sesame seed flour power” (we all what that really means, right, kids?) kept them safe, and we all just laughed….

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago

    …on the last day before the music died I ate a sesame seed roll and drank a cup of hot joe…

    …Doc said that lightning struck the w atch tower and it was in need of repair…

    …my foot was wrapped from where I kicked the milk bucket…

    …so I sent my apprentices- the Powers twins to do the job for me…

    …I took a sip of the hot joe…

    …it was chewier that salt water taffy…

    …and stronger than Sisyphus …

    …but still only two bits…

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Has Sherpa been axed?

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