True story. Had our new neighbors over for a meal – we live out in the country. Their little boy asked if he could be excused to go to the bathroom. I pointed the way to the bathroom; which was down the hall. The kid instead goes out the front door and commences urinating on the bushes. The mother says, “You’ll have to excuse him; He is so excited to be in the country where he can do that wherever he wants!”
Farside99 over 3 years ago
Just watering the plants, dear.
TStyle78 over 3 years ago
Next time specify.
Otto Knowbetter over 3 years ago
57 Chey?
Doug K over 3 years ago
“Don’t you want me to (also) teach our son how to be a man?”
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Another pronoun miss-identification!
bikamper over 3 years ago
My grandsons have a backyard pee tree. What’s the big deal?
rgwalther over 3 years ago
What is a ‘Chey’?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
G. R. O. S. S.
carlosrivers over 3 years ago
‘57 Chey?
Kilrwat Premium Member over 3 years ago
Peeing outdoors is one of life’s underrated pleasures, also why good fences make good neighbors!
DebUSNRet Premium Member over 3 years ago
So dang funny!
cactusbob333 over 3 years ago
When they go back in, the dog will pee on the easy chair.
timinwsac Premium Member over 3 years ago
History lesson…..what man did before indoor plumbing and outhouses.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
Guys being guys
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Now the dog will really need to go out to remark that bush.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Next time be more specific….
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Piss on that.
posstockhoarder over 3 years ago
Now if she was complaining that the kid was peeing on poison oak, that would be another story!
StephenRice over 3 years ago
I was raking the yard several years ago, and I heard a couple of neighbor kids, one boy and one girl, talking on the other side of the fence.
Boy: Look! There’s a bunch of ants!
[awkward pause]
Girl: Don’t pee on them! It’ll make them grow!
So evidently nukes didn’t produce THEM! A bunch of little squirts did.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
I see the lady has been shopping at McCoys Boob City. :)
h.v.greenman over 3 years ago
Anybody else think about Jeff Foxworthy and his " You Just Might Be A Redneck" jokes while reading this?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
True story. Had our new neighbors over for a meal – we live out in the country. Their little boy asked if he could be excused to go to the bathroom. I pointed the way to the bathroom; which was down the hall. The kid instead goes out the front door and commences urinating on the bushes. The mother says, “You’ll have to excuse him; He is so excited to be in the country where he can do that wherever he wants!”