Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 26, 2021

I know you are but what am I?

Do you think she’s noticed the tattoo yet?

Teacher: “I’m calling your mother right now.”

Kevin: “I’m calling your mother!”

Teacher: “I was hoping you’d say that. This is going to be good.”

Either way, he was gonna get in trouble, anyway.

I know kids their age aren’t always (often? Ever?) logical, but was it ever explained why he didn’t bring a shirt to school in the first place? Did he think he’d get away without one all day?

I know I am, but what’re you?

Hahahaha!

He could always fall back on the “La la la la – I can’t hear you” defense…

wait that’s calk

This tends to work better with someone your own maturity and authority level

Why is he in chalk?

This is amaaazing!

I love it!

Dude why is this so good!

This is so goood!

Chalkdust Torture!!