In Security by Bea R. for March 15, 2021

Yeah faster Sam, Duh !

neither of them can handle the responsibility, of owning and maintaining a Big Rig.. let alone afford the costs.

That escalated quickly. ✨❤️✨

This has the potential of ending up like the movie “Duel”, starring Dennis Weaver…

….only better, because Sedine as the creepy trucker.

Big trucks like that cost more than a house.

Sedine thinks a big rig like that could outrun a police chaser? She has no understanding of racing or the basic laws of physics.

Sam thinks that’s gonna discourage her, is he not aware of all the times she’s already been arrested?

Stickers on the front bumper should be printed in mirror image so you can read them in the rearview mirror as their front bumper fills your rear view.

Just what Sedine is looking for. https://www.topspeed.com/trucks/truck-reviews/international/2004-2008-international-cxt-ar133664.html

Roll out!

They’ve been arrested before.

Your fault here, Sam. You just HAD to get in that track with this human-squirrel hybrid.

Amd I the only one seeing a creepy face in the windshield?

“THAT’D BE EVEN MOAR POWERZ-FULLS!”

(feels reminded of certain messages I had found on the World Wide Web)

Only $170,000 takes it home

Appeal to his nostalgia Sedine. Convince him its a Transformer

Just get the truck you want Sam, don’t let her talk you into anything else.

Please, Sedine… Have mercy on poor Optimus Prime! He’s still recovering from his last movie!

Remember the guy who stole a M60 Tank from the National Guard in San Diego in ’95? He took it on a 20-25 minute joy ride, wiped out about 40 cars, telephone poles, knocked out power to a whole area for a week.

He ended up trying to back it up and move it along the highway and got it trapped on a center median. Four cops scrambled on top, and one officer cut the hatch with bolt cutters. Another officer peeked inside, told him to stop, and he kept pushing the tank, trying to free it from the median, so the officer took the shot – and ended the threat.

Hopefully Sedine doesn’t carry it that far.

Lucky thing this idiot stole the tank when he did, the munitions were in a separate building, so he didn’t have any rounds to rip through. Everybody was also lucky in that the Police were in touch with Camp Pendleton and were requesting a Cobra gunship to neutralize the threat.

That would have been bonkers to have them gun down a tank in suburban San Diego.

Sedine’s an agile little minx, isn’t she? Look at her scrambled up to the roofline of that truck to gawk at the bigger fish in the pond in Panel 1.

In Panel 2 she’s stuck the landing and is in front of Sam.

Panel 3 she’s ogling the big truck.

Sedine strikes a mud-flap girl pose in 3…2…1…

As they slip the surly bonds of reality and ascend into the semi-trailer truck of insanity.

Let’s just hope they don’t sell vintage Panzas from WW II.