Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 10, 2021

Nope he forgot.

I hate when that happens.

The hole in the roof seems implausibly circular.

Step aside Spacex.

That’s what you get for going with the lowest bid, eh?

oh, the thrill…

And as compensation, we’ll throw in a free powerwash…

Well at least his butt should be clean.

This is the second comic I laughed out loud at! (the first was Pickles)

This is a day the neighbors will long remember.

It looks more like a Pressure Intensifier was used here.

Is that Tim Taylor?

Sometimes when a cartoon illustrates a funny situation it makes me wonder if the creator is drawing on personal experience.

Giving new meaning to the phrase, “All washed up.”

Enemas: while you wait.

Gives a whole new meaning of GOING THROUGH THE ROOF!

what a pain in the butt…..

The number one reason why I avoid those things.

Can also happen if the water heater breaks.

Not far from my house there’s a park with a big pond in it and in the middle a fountain that comes on now and then. Every time I see a bird perched on the dormant fountain head I wonder if this is the day a bird bidet will happen.

Getting a little behind in his work.

Whee!

Inspiration for the gospel song “O Hap Bidet”…

On the plus side, Byron had never been cleaner

I ran into the plumber who installed by bidet. He was playing golf with 3 of his country boy friends. Thinking he’d put me on the spot, he asks, “You still use that bidet?” I looked at them and said, “I got the cleanest a$$ in town.”

“Hey buddy how does that feel? You just got Bidened!

That is one heck of a bidet!

Just have to take it day bidet.

I get better altitude after eating a Taco Bell burrito…

Well, that was a Bum deal…

“To the moon Alice” (the view and the destination)

Bloody Stupid Johnson