The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 29, 2021

I agree. His skin looks very wrigley.

Probably diabetic too

I don’t mean to Snicker but if you check his Mounds you might be in for a real Payday! I think he is ready to (Star)burst…

Great! Now I can tell my wife I’m bringing Gummy Shark home for dinner.

https://www.shimanofish.com.au/content/fish/oceania/au/en/homepage/articles/gummy-sharks-a-great-allrounder.html

“Come back next week, and bring a hard boiled egg and a cookie…”

Everybody: ♫ If you like Piña Coladas … ♫

“The Best treatment is to beat them out of him”

Quick, give him a shot of insulin!

… so it’s okay to put him out of his misery."

“Nurse! String him up and fetch the broomstick!”

The cure does seem rather Draconian.

The expression on the donkey’s face reflects how he found them.

but we can beat them out

Don’t sugarcoat the diagnosis, Doc.

There, there… nothing to fall apart over

(Removing baseball bat from drawer) Sir, I suggest you leave the room now. The next part can be a bit grim.

Better give him GummyGard Plus…

We’re going to have to go in. Nurse, broomstick STAT!

More like pin(ata) worms.

This is very funny—toon and comments.

CBD Gummies? Let’s have him for dinner, you bring the cookies.

It won’t be long before his “guts” are all emptied out anyway!

This has been Milky-ed Way too much.

Time to operate!

But I’m afraid the cure is a bit barbaric – we have to beat them out of him!

Should have been examining a Gummy Bear

“Get a stick. We’re going to have to put him down, I’m afraid.”