Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 28, 2021

The snake gave them the Apple phones.

Eve has updated her status to “It’s Complicated”.

Oh, I was …

Looking back to see if you were looking back to see

If I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me…

My life is an open facebook. Now in the womens clothing department, everything is half off. WHAT! Did I stutter?

OK. Still it’s March – but she’s no Peggy. You can’t please EVEryone

It’s not her fault, the Devil did it.

L. O. R. D. !

But she made the snake a “close friend “

This cracked me up.

I’m tempted to, but something seems wrong.

He’s been following her back for a while. And her front. But then, she’s been following his rib as long as she’s been around.

So that’s why clothes were invented. They needed a pocket to put their phone in.

And they keep getting those stupid ads for the best leaves to wear.

she must be afraid of snakes.

Not even if you were the first man on earth.