Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 31, 2021

As the great philosopher, Bob Ross always said, “There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.”

Chords? I’ll bet she doesn’t even know what tuning she is using.

I’m beginning to sense a bit of discord within the band. A common tale.

Is the guitar another dumpster find? She sold the last one she retrieved.

Trout has a challenging task, she doesn’t want to string Agnes along, but she doesn’t want to fret too much either.

What chord were you playing?Ace of Diamonds?

You weren’t rolling tape, silly goose?

As she’s “chopping” on her “axe”, shouldn’t it be more like “cord”? ㋡

So now we get a lesson in geometry about parts of circles.

Mobile homes are generally pretty close together

Hope the neighbors appreciated those almost musical moments

Sounds like this tune should be carried to the dumpster.

Hey, she’s doing the best she can with only three strings!

Isn’t that where punk rock came from?

Or am I thinking of Billy Joel?