Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 23, 2021

My girlfriend always said the inguinal crease was her favorite part; mine is the axillary tail of Spence. Spence didn’t seem to mind.

Frida will have to learn to appreciate her borrowed proximal and distal wrist creases. Flex it, girl!

Seamstress for the band…

Would that be back for more?

We can go to Mars and the good bar..

Why can’t we go to the house of the rising sun?

Frida might ta have some fun…

As long as she has no diagonal earlobe crease, then she’s all good.

Frida must be a fan of anatomical origami.

Shouldn’t she actually be upset that she has no hips?

Don’t sweat it, Frida. Inguinal creases are not all they’re cracked up to be.

5 more of these and I’ll be able to pass my “Extreme Human Anatomy 607” finals!

I don’t think she can have an inguinal crease, solely because the frequently use of the hand inhabiting the puppet is preventing growth in that “area”! An intrusion if you will. ((((((((( GASP! )))))))))

anatomical psychopathy

She needs to see a competent groinacologist.

Maybe get that ironed out

…when I think of inguinal creases I think of Michelangelo’s David…

…now there is an inguinal crease!!!…

…but I thought the thigh gab was the big thing…

…I am behind on things like that…

…so…

…who knows?…

…the puppet masters know…

…don’t get me started on Danny ’O Day…

….[ I can still smell the plastic :( …

Maybe Inguinal Crease featuring Frida could sing the eulogy at the funeral for the Bath Mat Factory Employee-of-the-Month (R.I.P.).

I told the young people at work that I had a six-pack, that it’s just covered by my pizza pack.

Have I ever bragged to you folks about my transversus abdominis? No? Well, hey, First of all, ………………………………………………….) OK, wise guys. Who shut off my Comment Button?

Begs the question: can a ventriloquist say “inguinal crease” while drinking water without getting both an inguinal AND lingual hernia …?

Most people don’t know this, but Frida is actually the pet name for his nose. You don’t want to know what he calls his lips.

She’d be even more upset if she knew where his hand was.

Her inguinal crease is probably at the same place Sherpa was banished to.

Wow! Power just came back on after about 20+ minutes massive neighborhood blackout! (Plus a few more minutes to get signed back in!) I think I heard a transformer blow up as the power went out.

So, anyway, here I am, worried about Frida’s lack of anatomical definition. I think I had begun to type a sassy comment to the effect that maybe she should worry more about that hand up her backside, but that’s all pixels under the bridge, now. It’s a rainy night anyway….