Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for April 07, 2021

But when it comes to his money, she’s three for three.

An alternative version of MeatLoaf’s Dilemma.

Reminds me of one from back in the 60’s. A minister and his wife are sitting in the living room. He says, “Of course I love you. But only as an enemy.”

You know I’m not a multi-tasker.

But, she is good a not showing which.

Multiple choice vows? Might work better than the “traditional” type.

Sounds like Hunter B.

Which one?……

Now you gotta figure which one.

Love, Cherish, Honor and Obey, My late wife use to say, “Hey three out of four ain’t bad!”

Honoring someone is the easiest of the three which is why we are expected to honor our parents as a minimum standard of behavior. Loving and obeying takes more thought and effort that the basic ‘honor’ stuff.