Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 27, 2021

“Part of the crew…part of the ship.”

Maybe he needs to be re-upholstered.

He has been absorbed by the Easy Chair. He belongs to Interior Design now.

If Franz Kafka had only lived to write as a contemporary author.

MOVE, DAVE!!!

Didn’t you see “ Invasion Of The Body Snatchers”?

Cue the Twilight Zone theme.

I don’t even want to think about how he tok care of his bodily functions. Maybe that explains the green color.

♫ "Consider yourself at home …

… Consider yourself part of the furniture."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LzmdovYoAI

Lazy Boy

I’ve been feeling it happening since February.

It’s spiritual. As you go to a higher level of consciousness be one with the chair, Dave.

In my case, it’s time to buy a new chair. Besides, I’ve found that I have to put the footrest down and stay seated for a minute or I fall over when I get up.

Reclaimed by the recliner?

Thank god! I thought I was the only one. But I’m purple. Must be another variant.

He’s dead and starting to spoil.

Ralphs debating if he should jump on and nap! After all, DAVE took root He’s very unlikely to jump up and chase me.

Green comics don’t pickle my fancy.

Going green has its limitations … lime-itations …?

Luckily for me, I spread my time between my home office chair, my computer gaming chair, my backyard reading GoComics chair, and my TV room sofa spot. And, of course my Tundra drivers seat. And, my Mustang drivers seat. My backside gets a lot of action.

I do NOT look like my Dad’s old Recliner.

Looks like he has the pox.

He bought the recliner at Barker Bros.