Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 06, 2021

“Luke, I am your father. Clean your room!”

And where was this on May the 4th?

♪♫Dartharoni, the Tatooine treat!♪♫

Ralph’s playing it safe.

Maybe if you throw him a couple of steaks …

Certainly not the droids I’m looking for.

It’s best to eVADER.

“Fear the Dark Side … no more.”

Today is Revenge of the Six

Home in Vader?

If Vader goes transgender, will he change his name to Darthy?

Go on in, you will.

At my birthday party. Gave me a light sabre

Revenge of the Sixth.

When Robin hides behind a tree it’s the first sign of Spring.

…and R2D2, too.

The Farce is with us … apologies taken, but not stirred …!

(this mixed metaphor brought to you by the Whamond School of Ralphing)

Too late – I only see one hand on Luke.

Darth Evader – he’s hard to catch.

“Luke, use the farce.”

Hiding behind the tree LOL!!