Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 08, 2021

I’m not much into paisley either (not even Brad’s music).

Picking curtains together, very serious indeed…

Trust me. Once they’re married, the female’s “heat cycle” gets less and less…

Smart guy. You know you don’t care what kind of curtains she picks out, so just agree with whatever she says.

Walk softly Poncho. Love is blind and she may just step on your tail.

When someone asks you what your favorite color is, drive ’em nuts and say paisley.

If you are looking at curtains together, that’s not a fleeting friendship…..

Yes, but in dog years – a couple of weeks is a lot longer.

Female dog! Soon we’ll be calling pups as kid dogs.

It’s Curtains for poor Margo . . .

The fabric pattern known as Paisley was probably invented by someone with a very bad case of “floaters” or else had just eaten a loaf of bread made from moldy rye flour…

Poncho should see today’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ episode.

Paisley curtains? Too busy!