Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 16, 2021

“530 on your dial – K-RAP!”

Should have gone with the Ice T -it’s only Fifty Cent a glass and comes with a bag of M&Ms

This why Bubs should not let Coach Z run the Concession stand…

is that an i-hiphop…?

This is a bad rap.

Another reason I never buy coffee made by anyone else

That´s high class coffee, with the stress on high….

Old MacDonald on Line Two.

Rap is like knight. There is a silent first letter, it’s just that many forget to write the “C.”

MC Humpty Hump would be proud.

Wake and Bake, that will be 3 fiddy.

“Rappuccino! Rappuccino! And is this the upshot of your experiment?”

makes as much sense as any crap…or rap.

The Official Drink of the United States Women’s National Soccer Team.

OK, I’m good with the pun; the rap, however, would make more sense coming from a cup of real coffee.

Cappuccino is espresso diluted with milk, and espresso is very weak coffee. Yeah, it has a nice, strong taste, but:

1) It uses the darkest roast, and the darker the roast the less caffeine is left in the bean, and,

2) The steam pushes the water through the grounds too fast for it to absorb much of the caffeine that’s there.

Thus, espresso is the least caffeinated coffee you can buy – except for all the fru-fru “coffee beverages” based upon it.

Vanilla Iced Latte.

Very creative!!

Hate cappuccino and hate rap. I am a civilized, tea drinking singer/songwriter man. :)

I’ve heard worse. Wait. No, no I haven’t.

Fake rap! No profanity!