Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 09, 2021

“Do you hear what I hear?”

Right now I’d worry about one hand slapping.

What can you not do with one hand? You can’t light one of those “clap on, clap off” lights. Thus, you must attain enlightenment in a more difficult manner.

Grunts.

This is unheard-of.

it just a bunch of clap trap

You only need one hand to regret not having a V8.

The one-hand-clap is obvious: it’s called snapping your finger. The other two could be done using gesture tracking, I guess.

Time for one hand to do a goodbye wave.

Air keyboardists never get any recognition.

It’s a trick question, everyone knows you can’t play air-guitar with one hand.

Oy

The air-guitarist looks more like he’s praying for a 7 or an 11 before the roll of the dice.

Joe Cocker?

Sounds like a quiet evening.

That would be my stupid brother-in-law

By the end of the day I can do a real good sound of no ears listening.

That dude used up 4 years worth of words just like that.. fool.

Guy on the bottom left just twiddled his drums.

The sound is…….“Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm”.;o}

Simon and Garfunkle wrote a song about it AND I enjoy it for a while after the grandkids leave.

A cacophony of silence.

A new Kōan?

Give the fourth a hand puppet to sing air lead vocals.

When they go on tour, they can sell blank CD’s after the show.

Put both hands over your ears when I play air vuvuzela.

Is it the same sound as one hand clapping for a one legged man in an ass kicking contest?