I genuinely love the expression on kangaroo-lady’s face here. That is 100% the look of a woman who plans to file for divorce two weeks to the day after she gets her second vaccine dose, and has in fact taken any number of concrete steps to make that process go as quickly as possible.
Two peanuts enter a bar. . . . one was assaulted. Thank you, thank you very much, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to stop at the gift shop on the way out. [ I get a twofer, a dad joke and a dad cliche all in one post]
My kid brother is a “master” at puns and has been all his life. After almost 70 years, they don’t keep us apart any more than they did before the pandemic.
My Wife and I love bad Jokes. Puns, Dad Jokes, Sight Gags etc. We only have two Rules about them. Never Joke about the others Family and never ever hit the other with a bad Joke before our first Cup of Coffee.
allen@home over 3 years ago
She’s not amused. Try again Ace.
juncarlo over 3 years ago
But here we are all the online pluggers for corny jokes and puns.
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Well, there’s no reason to get a hunchback over it.
Baarorso over 3 years ago
Lesson learned: “dad jokes” don’t work on other Pluggers because they’ve heard them all before.;D
Qiset over 3 years ago
I like it!
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Start at the beginning again …
oakie817 over 3 years ago
most excellent…i will steal that one
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
‘do you have prince albert in a can…?’
Doug K over 3 years ago
Sigh, “Clone” jokes are “best” from, by, or about Iowa State University students, alumni, or fans.
“Go Cyclones!”
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oooo! I need to make up a joke for that punchline!
ctolson over 3 years ago
One of the crosses a Plugger wife silently endures.
brick10 over 3 years ago
groan I love it!
david_42 over 3 years ago
Puns are one of Nature’s ways of minimizing your chances of reproducing, without killing you.
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
Also VERY old jokes.
Ken Norris Premium Member over 3 years ago
People call them ‘Dad Jokes’ now. I’m so old we call them ‘Granddad Jokes.’
David Rickard Premium Member over 3 years ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
I genuinely love the expression on kangaroo-lady’s face here. That is 100% the look of a woman who plans to file for divorce two weeks to the day after she gets her second vaccine dose, and has in fact taken any number of concrete steps to make that process go as quickly as possible.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Pluggers love telling their favourite joke over and over. It doesn’t matter if the listener has heard it before.
MIHorn Premium Member over 3 years ago
If you have to say “Get it?”, the joke isn’t funny.
Bruce1253 over 3 years ago
Two peanuts enter a bar. . . . one was assaulted. Thank you, thank you very much, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to stop at the gift shop on the way out. [ I get a twofer, a dad joke and a dad cliche all in one post]
Jan C over 3 years ago
My kid brother is a “master” at puns and has been all his life. After almost 70 years, they don’t keep us apart any more than they did before the pandemic.
ecookj over 3 years ago
My Wife and I love bad Jokes. Puns, Dad Jokes, Sight Gags etc. We only have two Rules about them. Never Joke about the others Family and never ever hit the other with a bad Joke before our first Cup of Coffee.