FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 21, 2021

seriously, boys?

I remember testing my psychic powers.

They put band-aids on their hair?

Their super powers to be complete idiots remains strong!!

Second panel had me thinking he was trying to work on his ninja wall climbing skills.

More like stupid powers!

Little did they know that they were seeing the birth of Falls on His Face Boy!

You need more spider bites.

My superpower is that I never did anything stupid like that.

My superpower still is that I am able to avoid doing stupid things – well, most of the times. But that still puts me ahead of a lot of people I know.

Depends on what powers they have.

Jason:…note to self…test for superpowers with mattress landing pad next time!

“Why do kids have to go to school for so long?”

“Because they have to unlearn what they learn from cartoons.”

~ Peanuts

Being left-handed I have had at least one superpower since birth. But that Kent kid did not get his all at once.

And they’re gullible…

Well, perhaps their superpowers aren’t flying …

Your brain power isn’t exactly real active either.

Don’t you know you have to hit puberty first?

Once in the town of Grand Junction, Colorado, as I was taking a taxi to the train station, the taxi driver was describing points of interest on the way, and as we passed some sort of big hospital building she informed us that on the fifth floor was “where they keep the psychics”. A good thing to know, if you ever find yourself in Grand Junction.

They are supposed to yell “Dork powers, ACTIVATE!!!!”

You gotta go find that hole in the ground in the woods like in the movie ‘Chronicle.’ Good movie to watch if you haven’t seen it.

“Cobra Man” and “Mongoose Boy?” That’s not going to work out well…

They put the o and k in dork.