FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 26, 2021

God.

I think Jason is confusing Names and Titles here. Also who didn’t want to change their “Captain Assume” coffee cup for one that said “Star Lord” after Guardians of the Galaxy came out?

My signature has degenerated so badly that Michael J Fox could forge my signature.

I’ve changed the S in my signature to the cursive capital S which looks like an 8 to a regular-looking, non-cursive capital S.

I just put an X. My handwriting is so bad nobody knows it’s an X.

I’ve never been able to write legibly. The school forced me to use my right hand, Granny told me I was a southpaw til that happened

To those younger folks reading this stip. Those squiggles Jason is scrawling in the first panel is an ancient form of writing known as cursive.

I think we need to display it along with printed text and carve it into stone so future civilizations will be able to decode it.

Wile E Coyote … Super Genius

If you don’t keep your signature constant the bank won’t cash them. Then No one will take them any more.

Ever notice that at the grocery store, if you use a credit card and sign the screen, you can scribble anything and the signature will be accepted?

I practiced for months before getting the one I wanted.

i can’t read that wirteing i am sorry

Because adults don’t have your ego.