Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 07, 2021

It was worth a shot

Penicillin?

A new pickup line enters the lists!

Come Back in about 21 Days and see if I’m still here. We’ll talk then.

I believe we pretty much beat this to death last week. No pun intended, that’s just a fact.

Give up, Arlo. She’s not going to fall for those old moves.

I see Janis is playing hard to get. Maybe she’s waiting for some guy with two shots to show up.

“Hi there. It’s been two weeks since my second shot…..”

Hey, that wasn’t Arlo in The Fuse the other day?

Actually, this reminds me of Hubby and me.

Hay, babe! Wanna get lucky?

Pro tip: When hitting on a member of the opposite sex, NEVER lead with a question that has a Yes or No answer.

If Janis was hitting on Arlo, we all know he’d play hard to get….

Here’s hoping some things NEVER change ;)

Remember when herpes was the really big disease?

I won’t have my first shot until later today, maybe I’ll have a second too.

It.s called the bedroom

And just as he gets comfortable and naked in the bed, waiting for Janis, Luddie will leap onto his chest.

and she just shot him down

Most of my experiences in life fit this modified saying: “The more things change, the worse they become.”

However, completely new experiences are another matter altogether. The vast majority of those have been great.

“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?”

“I live here…”

Flirting, the Moderna way!

Excellent pun.

Go Arlo!!!

Let’s go have some shots.

You even get mashers at home!!!

Smooth Arlo, very smooth …

kind of off the cuff…..but as Jerry Clower said "Shoot amongst us…..someone got to have relief.

Just got my second.

He’s here after LuAnn’s mom shot him down.

Will she give it up?

I know he’s talking vaccine shots here, but having a husband who takes shots to get an erection (yes, he sticks a needle there(shudder)), made me wonder about Arlo’s general health for a moment.

As “John Smith” replied, finally some humor again. I agree!

Distemper, Rabies, what kind of shot?

“The more they stay the same”…

oh how cute. Hi is still keeping the romance in their marriage!