Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 22, 2021

And the road runs off the cliff to the left. The chicken, the egg, or a flying driver.

Wiley, I’d like some of what you’re smoking

Quite aside from all other questions, why is there a staircase up the side of the mountain?

It crossed the road because there was a nice purple pillow?!?

So it crossed the road to … get away from pilgrims? Hmm….

”There is a road, no simple highway. Between the dawn, and the dark of night…”

Pseudo-questions. Pseudo-answers.

“Why was Barry too chicken to cross the road?”

Barry should be aware why the skeleton Didn’t cross the road!

Because it didn’t have the guts!!

Why’d the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it could be done…

Why did “Why did the chicken cross the road?” become such a popular question? You could just as easily ask “Why did the cockroach climb the wall?” or “Why did the goose cross Tennessee?”

Jeopardy response: “Why did Barry cross the road?”

Ah, finally- the zen of the hen.

… and there’s the answer to all your questions … just why did the chicken … ?

I learned a long time ago that some questions are best left unanswered. And never ask a questions that you don’t want the answer to.

You only get scrambled if that chicken crosses that road.

A Visual Zen Koan today.

Answers to life’s biggest questions:https://www.jw.org/en/library/books/jworg-tract/the-big-questions/

The answer to…“why did the chicken cross the road”,advice!

There’s a Barry who’s sure all that glitters is gold, and he’s climbing a stairway to chicken.

Highway 42

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the chicken burn two candles in broad daylight?

Oh. So that’s why. I get it now. …I think? Still stuck on the chicken or egg priority though. I guess I could ask her.

OMG! It’s a talking chicken. Did a disgruntled sorcerer cast a spell on it.

From the persepective of the ultimate omniscience of transcendent Reality and Truth: Barry is a cluck.

Of COURSE its a shrine! Where’s the gift shop?

The stairs are similar to the trails to Mt Everest. So many people have made that trip, the trails need a center line for 2-way traffic and lights at the crossings.

So-o-o-o-o did the chicken cross the road to get to the cave?

H-m-m-m-m Guess burning candles in the daylight tells you how much you can depend on chicken’s wisdom.

Because the road to success always has steps to it.

I don’t know about you but the only question I have is: Roasted or Bar-B-Qued.

?? What did come first ?? And how ?

I fear you’ve ignited a scandal./ I doubt we’ll be getting a handle/on the more pressing question-/ (please, make some suggestion)/how a chicken can light a candle?

Why did the chicken go halfway across the road?

Years ago I was asked to dive in a car rally Late as usual. I’m blasting down a gravel road, farmhouse on the left, corn field on the right. Suddenly a chicken comes running out of the corn field to cross the road and then a second. The first one made it. I looked in the mirror and all I saw was feathers

After he saw the traffic, he chickened out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find the idiot who asked such a stupid question! (And then peck his eyes out.) 8>}

the climber is at Machu Picchu

“Because l was safety-pinned to the punk rocker. You got a problem with that?”

Why is the abbreviation for “crossing” “xing.”

When faced with tough decisions, I always ask myself, " What would Wiley Miller do ?"

“Staircase”? To me it just looks like simple steps carved on the rocky side of the mountain

It’s not a Road for Cars.

It only exists for Supplicants to cross in search of Eternal Truth.

Why does a road cross the chicken’s path?

The chicken had to get laid before the egg could!!! Lol

Did the chicken cross the road or did the road cross the chicken?

Sometimes you just have to say, “What the cluck?”

What the heck is “Xing”?