Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 09, 2021

…and NEVER do things by halves.

Very Wile E.

Uh-Oh! Well, this is NOT the egg of Columbus, I guess!

That strip was a cracker! Hope Horace was not left with egg on his face!

Horace’s idea reminds me of Steve Martin’s advice on how to make a million dollars and not pay taxes.

First, make a million dollars.

Then, don’t pay taxes.

Hey, Samson, you forgot the distant “thud” at the end!

That was more than it was originally cracked up to be.

I’m really surprised they didn’t frame those frames.

I wonder what would happen if he used a knife to cut the egg?

I always take off the top of the egg with a knife though it seems the more dangerous way. Now I finally know that it’s indeed the safer method.

now that’s quite a cracking situation. :D

I just had a boiled egg with my breakfast. I had no idea of the risk I was taking.

I wouldn’t be eggsactly eggsaggerating if I called it an eggstremely eggsasperating situation.

It’s not all cracked up to what you think…

Horace is finally coming out of his shell.

Comic 1 comment: those pictures are just out of this world…!

Comic 2 comment: or you could sell 200 million Beanie Babies to mothers around the world for $5 apiece… Happy M-Day,,,!.

Comic 3 comment: that musta been a devilled egg…!

Sink holes created by induced pressure cracks are scary.

Now, how many element codes are in HORaCe? Well, there’s H, O, Ra and Ce,,,,plus Ho if the O becomes an o thus there are 5 element codes in HoRaCe/HORaCe which seems less odd than Victor/Victoria.

Let’s not lose all signs of RaCe constants on a BYE week.

The first panel reminded me of Elzar’s restaurant in “Futurama”, where there are enormously pretentious, empty frames in the dining room and a tacky surveillance camera in the corner.

For the main theme, Reality isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. :)

a billion (US) is a lot… i used to do an exercise in math classes where I’d have the kids spend a billion (imaginary) dollars. They thought it would be easy. …but without getting wacko (like buying an aircraft carrier or something) most couldn’t come close to spending it all. …then I’d tell them what a trillion was.

Horace you had time to get a sign, write on the sign, so if you knew that was going to happen why did you stand there?

I can’t hear you, Horace, you’re breaking up.

Thanks for the laughs, Samuli.