That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 31, 2021

Philippe wasn’t sure if Elise was excited or if she was cold.

Finding his **** is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Having sex out ‘au natural’ had seemed like a good idea last night, but then they had both fallen asleep. And neither one had thought to bring any clothes, so now they were stuck in this here haystack until nightfall.

OWW! Hay splinters up your everything! That’s gotta hurt.

The naked truth is, I hear someone coming, we better cover up!

“Okay Jake, I concede, hay isn’t just for horses after all. The third time convinced me.”

“Listen, Eve, you know about that apple we munched on? The Landlord says we gotta go. I guess we violated one of the core rules, and it’s gonna be the pits for us!”

♩roll me over in the clover…

“Never felt a thing….”

Found the needle.

That may cause hay fever.

No! You start first this time!

In the labors of Auguste Leveque/ the libidos are not held in check !/ A lively young couple/ all sprightly and supple/ may do a great deal more than just “neck”…/// We may probably safely concede/ that they’ve already done “the deed”/ and are waiting for when/ he can do it again/ as she still has a lingering need…

Miss Ying and Mr Yang.

He’s wheat, they barley got started when he ryely said “I’ll sow you mine, if you show me yours”.

“ 66, 67, 68…”

“Listen Betty, I was talking to Yasgur last night, and he thinks it best we leave. He said Woodstock ended two weeks ago!”

Belgian? looks more Brazilian if you ask me.

She needs a little more sun

They should try Fields of Barley next time…much softer in those fields of gold….

I know we just had good sex, babe, but no smoking around the haystack.

Save the end of December for the big launch date.

Roll! Roll! Roll in zee hay! (courtesy of Young Frankenstein)

Quite prolific. Best known paintings are Job and Bacchanalia

So..what is the next step again?

HE: Really? You dad is the Pillsbury Dough Boy? Huh. I see the resemblance now…

Nothin’ could feel sweeter than a post coital p… Needle screeching across a record followed by sounds of a car crash STOP! STOP RIGHT THERE!

Making love in the barn was a good idea, all things considered she didn’t smell that bad.

“Did you just hear that cow fart?”

It doesn’t look as though it really mattered to her. It wouldn’t have mattered to me had I been her partner……

Spreading his hayseed…

Just airing the armpits out.

Having been involved with a farm girl in my youth, I can attest to the wisdom of a tarp……….

Summer idyll: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Auguste_Lev%C3%AAque_-_Idylle_d%27%C3%A9t%C3%A9_(1918).jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

The title URL points to what online information I could find about this artist. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2675 (March 30, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Soooo…Come here often?”

Karl believed in “making hay while the sun shines”, and making Frieda when it doesn’t.

♫“Living like a lusty flower, running through the grass for hoursRolling through the hay like a puppy child”♫ (Elton John, “Amoreena”)

https://youtu.be/XKXDYMrIqTI

John said to Loretta, "how can i have sex with you when you don’t have the right parts. next time have the artist draw in the the right part.

Oh, Jacques! It eez zo romantique listening to zee wind blow through our Hooters!!! :>)

So … “You’re going to sleep on it” is your final answer?

Yeah, a “roll in the hay” is not as fun as it sounds. (Or so I’ve heard. What? No! Why would you ask that?)