Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for August 11, 2021

I quit calling it the “john”, and instead call it the “jim”. I can now say I go to the jim two or three times a day. I sometimes get up in the middle of the night to go to the jim…

Next time ask if Lou is there.

I think he called John Glynn who was a former editor for Andrews McMeel.

“Well, yes. There are two johns, one off the master bedroom and one for guests down the hall.”

I can’t figure out how to make this about gazpacho, but somebody had to say the word anyway.

Well let him out.

“Is your refrigerator running?”

“No, it’s just sitting there humming. Beethoven, I think.”