Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 13, 2021

Why can’t Andy buy his own drink? Oh, that’s right: he’s skint (and he doesn’t want to waste money and wants to use it for the horse races)!

Andy could be a sign twirler with that stamina, then he could buy his own drinks

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s persistence should eventually pay off :o) my avatar is a spoof of a guy taking the drag and drop function litterally like I should do with my computer after making such a ghastly stupid mistake yesterday I hope bev won’t be harmed by it :o{how was your day? ours should be very busy but we will cope I hope , errands ready but Connie has to go to the Pharmacy to get my meds keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady.

So, let Andy stood there for another half-hour more!! Eventually, he might get with the program and just fall down and go boom!!

;-)

Been stood?

A single malt scotch might result in getting stiff but a black and tan will just leave you sloshed. Take it from someone who’s done both and lived to tell about it.

What happened with your mum in law Andy? Did she rip you a new one for beating and abusing her daughter and failing to be a good husband for the past 64 years?

Something really wrong with the comic!

If the bloke with the hat was Ted and had said the the first dialogue then it would make sense.

Unfortunately the bloke doing all the talking is talking to himself!

The trick is to wave either currency or a “I can have one” note.

Anyone notice that the bloke on the right is doing all of the talking, Ted “asn’t” said a word.

The chap in the grey coat is either talking to himself or has a split personality!

Reliable, isn’t he?

Is Ted’s friend talking to himself?

“He’s been stood there " ? British people talk funny.

Betting is that half an hour is not even close to his record.

Not quite a red nose there, Andy—are we brown-nosing for a pint?

Looks like they’re all empty.

Andy showing the boys one of the possible poses for his statue. The artist gave him a more relaxed stance, with a full glass.

http://hhtandn.org/relatedimages/4125/andy-capp-statue

So,one man carries what seems to be a two-main conversation? WHAT MAD PARALLEL UNIVERSE HAVE I FALLEN INTO (this time)???!!!

If Andy has been standing there that long, mace him.

The plod will never understand how no-one noticed that Andy had died and gone into rigor mortis.

A statue needs to be made of Andy like that.

xxx

@Afficionado

Don’t worry, Affie. I have the email address now. I am so late in commenting today because I have just come home from my favourite beach. It wasn’t exactly a warm sunny day but the sun did come out on a few occasions.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

There’s a fine line between being persistent and being obsessive.

Like a bum with his cup asking for a handout

For goodness’s sake, someone give him a glass of water.