Close to Home by John McPherson for April 15, 2021

Oh joy.

Wow, 2011 and he has covids growing out of him. Weird and scary.

If only Bleeb was here to give us his wisdom.

Should they call a specialist or a botanist?

I’m thinking that by being on the show, the production company will pay his hospital tab-or at least a good part of it.;-D

What some people won’t do to get the 15 minutes of fame.

Looks like a bunch of hydras all over his body.

All I know is….his family won’t need to look for a Christmas tree

Covid-21?

They look to me like miniature Tropical Trees.

Maybe they should bring in a Palm Reader.

A lesson to people who go swimming during the corral spawn.

Not if he doesn’t sign the release.

Theres a fungus among us!

You’ve got cows, Mr. Farnsworth.

Didn’t that show used to be known as “House”?

where is the little dude

Looks like he has sooties. (Ref. Myazaki’s films.)

“I’m sorry, but I’m not sure how much longer you have! They’re covering you at a rapid pace, and we don’t know what they are!”

“Thanks for givin’ it to me straight Doc, but can I get a second opinion?!”

“Certainly! They’re also really icky!”

It’s Hydra Cephalus (biology not cryptozoology )

Covid Bonsai

Yet, the Doctor is not in a Hazmat suit……

He underwent a growth spurt.

Birt–Hogg–Dubé syndrome.

It’s external coronavirus…

And we’re going to name this after you. Of course we may have to do it posthumously.

Too much fertilizer in the IV.

The bad news is that it is contagious. Sorry about that Doc

He decided to branch out.

I’m thinking the Doc should be wearing a bio-hazard suit.

Looks like a bad case of Truffler-itis.