Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 22, 2021

Reminiscent of part of Johnny Carson’s old Art Fern, Matinee Movie Host bit, where he’s doing a pitch for one of the sponsors: “Got no credit? We don’t care! Got no job? We don’t care! Got no money? We don’t care! Don’t expect to pay us? THAT’S when we care!!”

If they have no service, who cares whether they have shirt, shoes, or even money?

I will pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

For Irwin, the first two are going to be a problem as well!

It’s a BUFFET, who needs service!?

It’s a buffet. Of course there is no service.

“Broom Hilda? Just NO!”

How to tell you’re in a comic strip:There is a buffet open.

I think the 4th one is gonna be a problem.

You need to go on a night where children and old folks eat for free

They saw you coming Broomie!

Yeah, that’s the one that’s gonna get you, Broomie. Same goes for your pals, Irwin and Gaylord. Wages in the Enchanted Forest just are not all they should be for such merrimakers!