Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 09, 2021

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 3 years ago

    That first panel is probably the most terrifying thing in the entire strip.

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    TheBetterYouTuberNamedLogan  over 3 years ago

    last time I was this early, the strip was still called Girl

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    TheBetterYouTuberNamedLogan  over 3 years ago

    Attack on Titan be like…

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    I’m not gonna lie…EVERYTHING in her mouth is beautifully majestic!

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    tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I just keeping hearing a donkey bray.

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    Also, “MAN THE HELMS! DIVE! DIVE!”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    is there nothing Marigold can show off?

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    Jungle Empress  over 3 years ago

    And thus Marigold begins her career of moonlighting as a narwhal.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    I bet that Simpson took a bet about being able to draw that first panel.

    Remember the Disney whale that could sing duets with itself? It had two uvulae.

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    Neo Stryder  over 3 years ago
    I would say that the nostrils look as eyes.
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    Hubschrauber  over 3 years ago

    Years later, Phoebe would credit this moment for her career in otolaryngology.

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    UTZAAKE  over 3 years ago

    First panel a perfect logo for any hockey team named Hamilton Hiccups!

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    snarkm  over 3 years ago

    I hate to say it but, her nostrils look rather ordinary, don’t they?

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    mistie710  over 3 years ago

    Yep. That’s the tooth.

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    Reaver  over 3 years ago

    We looking a gift unicorn in the mouth?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Gasp! Unicorns have way more teeth than horses!?!

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    Pinemelon  over 3 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mitKkgsOVg

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    Q4horse  over 3 years ago

    1st panel caption “The last thing a carrot sees.”

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    To be perfectly honest… she does have heavenly nostrils

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    scyphi26  over 3 years ago

    One of those conversation where you don’t want to know how the topic had even come up in the first place.

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    pumaman  over 3 years ago

    The person you should be asking is a dental hygienist.

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    Darwinskeeper  over 3 years ago

    Sigh…unicorn.

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    BiggerNate91  over 3 years ago

    I’m putting the first panel on a shirt.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 3 years ago

    Careful with the word “uvula”.

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    Wichita1.0  over 3 years ago

    So horrifying. There are just some things we were never meant to see!

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    fuzzybritches  over 3 years ago

    But . . . where are the sparkles?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The last thing sweet hay sees.

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    Craig Westlake  over 3 years ago

    Never look a gift unicorn in the mouth…

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    Weapon Brown  over 3 years ago

    1. That first panel NEEDS to be a blacklight poster!2. Does this mean we can finally tell how old Marigold is?

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That first panel had me laughing, the punch line was almost irrelevant.

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    NoLongerWandering  over 3 years ago

    Sorry there’s no picture to go with the video here, but this was the first thing I thought of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRoGEWj6ka4

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    AlfredJr.Hall  over 3 years ago

    My! Look how large and white your teeth is Marigold. You must have brush and floss everyday. Mistaken Phoebe for Red Riding Hood. And Marigold is the big, grey, bad, wolf. Keep away Phoebe before you be a snack.

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    Guy Steele Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Very impressive! So unicorns are more like humans than we thought. Horses, for example, do not have uvulas—apparently only humans and possibly a few small baboons do. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1408233/

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    rgcviper  over 3 years ago

    Indeed—hard to un-see that first panel. The uvula joke made me laugh, though.

    It reminds me of a similar “Garfield” comic, too …

    https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2000/02/06

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    Firestar  over 3 years ago

    Yup…shocked me 2.

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    jerrica.benton333  over 3 years ago

    hee-haw!

    when, i checked this had 69 comments, 93 likes, and 13 pins

    numerology, tho

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    bgrauman  over 3 years ago

    “A little shadow on that lower molar, Marigold, but so far, nothing to worry about. We’ll keep on eye on it. See you in six months!”

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    Josequeen   over 3 years ago

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is true horror.

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  6 months ago

    Unfortunately, her jaws are locked in place. :P

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    jerrica.benton333  6 months ago

    heee-hawwww

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