Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 06, 2021

He slapped Tarzan ?

He’ll be the first to die.

If they worship cheetah’s then Tarzan’s loincloth is going to be embarrassing. I still like the theory that Johnson is behind all this….

Either that or Guy the gorilla has got a taste for men and a number of natives have had an “embarrassing” encounter….

They obviously want a new queen. Just keep quiet and let em have her, Tarzan.

Tarzan has no gods.

Charlie Laver can offer them good $$ to be his bearers, since the others ran off.

I guess I was wrong yesterday, and it really was an ambush

Having been eavesdropping on the camp, the natives know about June’s acid personality and the leader decides to leave her for the lions. He already has a wife at home who belittles him like June does Charles. He doesn’t need another one.

“Fate worse than death” time for June? No, this is a family comic strip.

That cat was Bowagunga, the tribal leaders shape changing wife.

Dear (Insert Name of Deity Here),

Thank you that I still live.

Love,

Tarzan

While Charlie takes yet another dump in his stinky safari pants, Tarzan gets bi*ch-slapped and dear sweet June is oddly quiet. It’s only a matter of time before she opens her trap when she’s offered to the slovenly overweight chief who will demand her to perform. Maybe they will spread her out like Tony Austin (last story) and throw spears at her…..one can only hope.

English, the universal language.

cool hats!

“We had no quarrel with you. We were just killing game on your land without permission. That shouldn’t be a problem.”