Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 09, 2021

It was the accent he was having trouble with.

Who cares about lines when it appears that you both are wrapped up in incredible fore play

Burnout usually happens when workaholics get wrapped up in their work.

His co-star was hoping it would turn into a pirate movie. Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

The actor playing Kodos/Kang is simply adapting to the usual 15+ second delay on the vocal tract sync.

I could’ve sworn the next line was nnnnnaaaaaarrrrrgggggggaaaaaarrrrrkkkkk !!!!!!

Can’t blame Gorgo. It ain’t easy starring in a monster love story.

Gorgo was just protecting the kid, remember. In the movie anyway.

They tried Gorgo with Hamlet, but instead of killing King Duncan… he ate the actor. (Although no deaths were recorded, Barney the dinosaur would not do much better in his dramatic debut as Richard III. )

…so Gorgo went on to play Gorillas in The Mist…no lines to memorize, except he got it down pat to say, whooo whooo whooo whooo and jump around a few times.

Gorgo’s poor young co-star seems to have a crush on him. I hope he remembers that, though physically mature, she is a minor, and doesn’t drag over any state lines.

he also didn’t know that it was going to be tentacle porn.

When I look at the eye of the Sea Beast, I’m reminded of Marvin the Martian.

Did you listen to the three part series on Planet Money where they went looking for an old, little known superhero to revive?

The closed captioning hides the tennis shoes.

Gorgo’s problem was that he never rated maser cannons from the army. A pity his film was made before 1966.

“But what’s my motivation for this scene?

And is it ‘RRaaauughhh’, ‘RRAAAuughhh’, or ‘rraaaUUGHHH’?"

Hey, it’s a B movie. You get B actors.

He wouldn’t say his lines without Auto-Tune.

Gorgo liked it rough!

John…you should run the original version of this gag somewhere.

Let ‘em quit. I hear Goom, the Thing from Planet X, is hot material now and should get a better box-office draw. And if he ain’t available, there’s always Fin Fang Foom!

I thought the line would’ve been, “Kiss me, you fool”

To be fair, that is hard to say with all the tentacles in front of your mouth, at least in my experience.

‘Mr. Smith goes to Washington’ already had a lead.

Kinda surprised you didn’t use a classic Kirby monster for this.

that was a great movie…English Godzilla, mate

I have to comment on how this is another one of those weird pairings of Joe Sinnott and Vince Colletta, who were both in their heyday inking 1060s Marvel comics. Their inking skills are just light-years apart.

It was too hard to remember them after last nights “OOO AHH! Gorgo honey”…