That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 08, 2021

“I’m glad I chose a hybrid for my trip.”

A devil of a ride.

She was a mermaid, he was a faun, but somehow they managed to make it work.

Will they have kids or spawn?

And now we know how the term “horny” was coined.

I doubt this position is documented in the Kama Sutra.

Looks like that mermaid has legs, all right.

Next Burning Man costume.

You were supposed to take the zodiac across the river. Not the satyr.

Fish scale stockings by Hanes; hirsute thong by Lightinthebox: preferred attire for your next orgy! Buy now!

mermaids gone wild, aegean sea edition

OMG that is horrible!!! roflol

Well, they wouldn’t call it Easter Break.

First Dates are always a little tough, but Emily and Fred seemed to hit it off okay!

The tattooed lady enjoyed the trip

Hmmm, smells like fish.

♫ wo ho ♪ girls just wanna have faun …♫

♫ it’s Satyrday night, Satyrday night …♪

Back in 1918 it was possible to Pan this off as art.

They were just out in the water practicing the breast stroke.

The guy’s a little horny!

Talk about hairy legs….Nair is needed!

Is that what those horns are for? And do they have power steering?

A painting of a fishy woman and a horny guy? Yeah, ok, I guess.

Scoot up a bit I think I can hear the ocean.

And then Satan thought, “This is not what I thought she meant when she asked to ride me tonight”

The folks at the beach always scatter/ at the sight of a charging satyr/ but the chick on his shoulders/ is so hot she smolders/ so let’s stay for a better look at ‘er…

Women and their S.U.Vs (Satyr Utility Vehicles)

From her expression, that woman is having a good ride

Why are German painters so weird?

This is why I don’t go swimming in the ocean. You never know WHAT might attach itself to you.

Now he has to go buy that special shampoo AGAIN to try to get rid of it.

By the look on her face, how many hornes on his head?

Ol’ Franz has been into the mushrooms.

Street’s like a jungle

So call the police

Following the herd

Down to Greece

On holiday

Love in the nineties

Is paranoid

On sunny beaches

Take your chances

Looking for

Girls who want boys

Who like girls to be fish

Who like boys to be goats

Who wear girls like they’re scarves

Always should be someone you really love…

When he said he was going after a little tail, I didn’t realize this was what he meant!

3 “Horns”, No Waiting.

Back before masks were required.

She’s about to blow his mind.

The RC* Party coordinator liked to dress up like a satyr in the mor-or-ornin’

Faun and Mermaid: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Franz_von_Stuck_006.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/stuck_franz_von.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/franz-stuck 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/548 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/franz-von-stuck/ 

http://www.victorianweb.org/decadence/painting/vonstuck/index.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/s/stuck/biograph.html 

https://prabook.com/web/franz.stuck/3725696 

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Franz.von.Stuck 

https://books.google.com/books?id=HngY3S3s2jAC&pg=PA180#v=onepage&q&f=false 

https://www.dhm.de/lemo/biografie/franz-stuck 

http://www.all-art.org/symbolism/5-germany02.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 5 works by him have been used here (6 times, including 1 repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/12/18?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2681 (April 7, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Yes

Looks like South Florida – unfortunately

Keep rubbing those horns

Where is Baccus and my wine refill?

Oooh, I gotta try that.

It’s going take him hours to properly manscape his junk….

There’s something fishy about his practice of eudemonism.

Don’t look now, but here come Pan & Fran.

phiomina will be surprised to find out that his horns are the ONLY thing that is hard and pointy.

Not what he expected when she said that she wanted to be on top. He’ll give her 15 more minutes before he mentions it.

Smile! You’re on candid camera!

Interesting. Is that Pan helping a mermaid I wonder?