Close to Home by John McPherson for May 16, 2021

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    Yakety Sax  over 3 years ago

    Sanski and Hobel?

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    STEPUP  over 3 years ago

    That’s quite a price to pay!!!

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    Get the tattoo and change it later to pay DIRT-I ditched the old BAG

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    Dude, that would only up my street cred!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 3 years ago

    It ain’t that kinda party.

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    Fine, but I get to specify the size of the tattoo and precisely where on my chest it goes.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Everlasting memories

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    russef  over 3 years ago

    I guess he’s talking to the guy who’s sweating. For a minute i was picturing her getting a tatoo.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Done.

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    Why? He isn’t a divorce lawyer.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I wonder if “dirt bag” implies a phrase that isn’t safe for the comics.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 3 years ago

    Be careful, Bleeb. Looks like Dalcon is on the prowl.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Long Beach “Dirt Bags”, it ain’t all bad.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “I agree to your terms, but who is this “Dirk Baggs” that you speak of?”

    … and as usual, Dalcon wants to tattoo Bleeb with his club… but I noticed that the uh, colorizener, the um, colormerizer, the person that does the color, forgot to color Dalcon’s beret in black… unless maybe he’s just changed his wardrobe a little… because, well you know, Dalcon is just such a little fashion plate!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I practice mundane corporate and real estate law but my colleagues who practice divorce law tell me that some of the demands they’ve heard are not much less outlandish than this.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Is it alright if I just use his name in the tattoo instead? Same thing…

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    Alverant  over 3 years ago

    I’d agree and have it be made REALLY SMALL. Size of the words was not a condition. Then later have the same tattoo artist make it part of something bigger to disguise it.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Blue or black ink?

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Is the husband or wife getting it, lol?

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bleeb. You’ve been warned about getting too close to attorneys. They have cooties! Dalcon has his eye on the dude with the lake house. It would make a great hideaway for bad aliens! :)

    Play nice, boys! :)

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bleeb is on the wrong side.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 3 years ago

    I always wondered how they would implement the mark of the beast.

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    kaycstamper  over 3 years ago

    Make it real small and then get a cover up! No black ink.

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    scpandich  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb doesn’t look as cheerful as he had the last several days. Must be because Dalcon’s lurking about.

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    Who wants a lake house on The Great Salt Lake anyway?

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