Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 26, 2021

“To Serve Humanity”

That alien looks like he’s going to have a bad digestion.

Say, you got any cookbooks ?

Makes sense. Look at it from the point of view of whales or dolphins…

I wonder what Brewster was doing when he was “Wild-caught”?

That farm raised guy, to me, looks like Tim, “the tool man”, Taylor. Hyunnghh?

Make sure there’s no chemicals in them and theyre gluten free

Poor Farmer John.

They’re going to star in the next episode of “The Galloping Galactic Gourmet”.

I’m surprised there haven’t been any Soylent Green comments yet…

Brewster warning label: Do not eat, Genetically Modified Organism (GMO), may cause ingestion, vomiting and diarrhea.

Three? Did one escape already?

“Oh, BTW, the Wild-Caught has most of the meat in his head…”

(^  ⌣ʖ^)

“Oh, do you have any Grey Poupon?”

Nicely marbled.

Well…It ain’t brain food.

GARLIC BUTTER HUMAN BITES

Add the olive oil to a large skillet and heat it over high heat. Make sure the olive oil is hot, then generously add human pieces to it. Season them generously with salt and pepper.

Cook for at least 2 minutes before stirring the human pieces. You want to make sure you get a good sear on them. Continue cooking for another 2 minutes until they’re golden brown. If your skillet isn’t big enough, you may need to do this batches.

Transfer the human bites to a plate and in the same skillet add the butter. Turn the heat down to a medium and after the butter has melted, add the garlic and red pepper flakes. Cook for about 30 seconds while stirring, just until the garlic becomes aromatic and starts to brown.

Pour the garlic butter over the steak bites and toss well. Garnish with parsley and serve.

Man, even when things are going their way, these aliens frown a lot.

They must also have low self-esteem if they call themselves aliens.

So, the R U Sirius counts as “Wild Caught”?

The Hunters should have gone for Cliff. He’s get better Marbling and his meat is very tender because he never Exercises to toughen it up.

Reminds me of Larry Niven’s “Known Space” where the Puppeteers refer to humans that are outside of their migration fleet as “feral”.