Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for May 16, 2021

Wallace has a bulk discount with the school nurse!

Is there an image of the drop panel anywhere?

And now Wallace is now able to be more at one with the pin ball and he became a pinball machine epic legend.

ROFLMAOPMP!!!

No other children were hurt in the production of (IMHO) the funniest strip I have read today!

The banana peel must have been expelled from the garbage can near the end of Mr. Wallace’s Wild Ride. Hopefully no one else gets expelled.

Also : Seems lately that Wallace’s many rescues of Spud from his own folly are being repaid in kind. Go Spud, valued friend!

wallace loves the pinball machine and so he becomes the pinball

it is said that wallace was going a 60 kph in this comment

Wax on, wax off. Wax poetic.

Kudos for still being on the skateboard! (rubber boots & sandpaper…good grip)

Spuds ending comment is so wonderfully deadpan. Brilliant.

Haaa we used to use those 4-wheeled square roller things in gym class. We’d sit on them and play tag. They must have ball bearings in the wheels because they were so zippy and uncontrollable.

No janitor would buff the hall floors during school hours. Not even Frazz.

Zippy do – Locker Pinball!

Heh. Zippy do, heh, heh.

“Until you can be one with the pinball you will never attain pinball enlightenment”.

Wallace = no risk aversion. Instead, Spud has it all.

Consequences.

Yup. Spud is a good friend.

Oooh, the alternate colors in PANG, PENG, CLUNK, BONK, followed by the delicate ‘pap’ that the ‘slippery floor’ sign makes.

Way to stick that board Wallace…….

funny

No helmet – what did you expect?

…and that was precisely why he did it too, Mr. Janitor sir.

Best. Day. Ever!

What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. Especially if the resulting concussion erases your memory of it.

tomorrow: the janitor strikes back

If Rose had been on hall monitor duty, she would have put a stop to that.

His points score bonus won 2 free games and a life.

That’s right kid, hide in the locker when you see Wallace coming. Good survival instinct.

amelia will be talking about this event until the end of her days…

Third time this week!

Tomorrow—-Amelia hijacks the buffer!

The need for speed.

The seagull will be glad to help with the food cleanup.

Zippy-do!

We used to skateboard in the basement at my HS. Down the hall with the lockers and a quick jog into the student lounge.

In those days we didn’t have urethane wheels. Clay wheels, hard as a rock. On a concrete floor. Let’s just say cornering was interesting.

The Janitor must have a serious beef with Wallace and Amelia if he doesn’t have one already

my guy literary said zoom XD

I remember my youngest son doing pretty much the same thing.

Don’t try this at home, kids.

Love the slip/fall warning sign!

How Did He Go So Fast?

Wallace: the boy without fear