Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for May 16, 2021

I’m looking to buy a square circle. . . if anybody comes across one, let me know and I’ll give you my contact information.

How about a stylin’ @ Circle Square Hair Stylings, E. Lombard St., Balto. Md.?

Fallacy seems to be in vogue these days.

OK, now I want a cookie (for a human, please).

In the words of Otto (in Beetle Bailey), “We can’t all be Snoopy.”

“Processinng”?

If he did eat, you would never have to buy batteries again.

Another way to answer that question would be to say, “Yes, He could. But after that, He could increase His strength so that He could lift it.”