Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 13, 2021
April 12, 2021
April 14, 2021
Transcript:
Dear Santa I don't need anything this year. Please feed the starving children of the world. Love, Billy Bad Kids A-C Billy- Such a suckup!
Ida No over 3 years ago
Virtue signaling is not a virtue. Have some coal tar.
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Santa mines coal and shills for toymakers. He does not do food.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Leave him a nice note and move on.
Algolei I over 3 years ago
I wrote a letter like that to Santa one year, mostly because I honestly couldn’t think of anything I wanted, but also because my mother had used the ol’ “There are children starving in Africa!” line to make me eat my broccoli.
It’s sad that no one ever thinks you mean it, even when you do. :(
Mostly Water Premium Member over 3 years ago
This iteration of Santa must have an “R” after his name.