Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 30, 2021

Okay, this one had me laughing out loud for real. X-D

Yup. Hehe. Nekkid just as I suspected he might have been. Blends in with the background better.

For those who missed it, yesterday was Kitty Katz’s birthday!! It was posted in a response to her continuing trial story around 5pm cat US time

“Natasha! We’re on camera! This is being broadcast and taped! We were moving the cinnamon bun. Out of the way. You know, for safety reasons! So that no one (Lupin) would trip on it. It’s a public service that we are happy to provide.”

Ok, I’ll be the first: " don’t look, Ethel"

(And the obligatory) “Don’t look Alice!”

But it was too late.

Nice save there, Alice. You don’t want to leave video behind that could link you to a burglary!

Wait wait wait wait wait. There are cinnamon buns? Goldie, I think you’re investigating the wrong story!

If he was nekkid, has anyone checked the walls?

Did Lupin do TWO zoomies last night? Midnight and 4am? This isn’t right…

Very difficult to flap your wings properly when you are wearing a coat.

With a salute to Ray Stevens.

Nekkid, he’s going to be a lot harder to spot! Is Goldie up to the task? What other witnesses are there to interview?

Not sure why it is always the blue jays aka jay birds that are described as naked. Not many birds of any type wear clothes but I am reading a book with a duck that wears borrowed baby clothes.

The robber mice seem to be laughing all the time.

Same reason Lupin doesn’t wear clothes, probably!

To me, this makes it less likely he’s at the vet and more likely he’s asleep in some white.

Hmmm, without clothes on our feline Lupin can hide in plain sight! This is going to a challenge for Goldie PI but I think she is up to the challenge. BTW, love the Robber Mice doing their civic duty by making sure any leftover desserts or other sweet treats are “taken care” of!

And I hollered “Ethyl don’t look, but it was too late, she already got a free shot”

Look. In. The. Bathroom. Sink!

Pucky Mason and The Case of the Horked Shoes

Pucky Mason: Your Honor, since the substance found in the shoe was actually a hunk of mozzarella cheese, clearly no horking took place. The defense moves to dismiss the case.

Judge Baba Mouse: Does the District Attorney wish to comment?

District Attorney Hamlupin Burger: No objection, Your Honor.

Judge: Very well, then case dismissed! And Ladies, we’re going to have a talk when we get back to the barn!

Pucky Mason: What should we do about the cheese in question?

Agnes: Why not give it to Chef Tommy? I think we would all like one of his pizzas.

Elvis: Nothing like standing trial to work up an appetite.

Pucky: Good idea. Docky, would you like to join us?

At Chef Tommy’s

Docky: Ah, delicious pizza. And I admire the decorations on the refrigerator door.

Sophie: Why, thank you, Doc. Agnes and her friends brought me the found objects I used to create this collage.

Docky: And where did you ladies find these found objects?

Robber Mice: We’ll never tell!

I said “Don’t Look Ethel!” But it was too late, she’d already been mooned.

Ah ha! I suspected he had gone invisible! Check the white towels in the laundry basket.

Careful, Goldie. Don’t get too close to them mangy mice. If they bites you they can gives you the plague!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Check the bathroom sink!!!

The clever speech bubble interrupting and speaking over another speech bubble! Totally awesome extreme creativeness, dear author!

Are you saying you saw Lupin so bare?

Robber mice movin’ buns at the time

Recall to me when Lupin streaked there

He once was a true bane of mine

Tell him to come back to share your dessert (topped with deep whippin’ cream)

Robber mice who love to have fun (Tracing of mice feet on cream-covered bun)

Without clothes, please don’t let Lupin twerk (Bedclothes the child of the modest)

Then you’ll be true friends of mine (He sleeps unaware of the cinnamon call)

(Arthur Garfunkel / Paul Simon – Scarborough Fair/Canticle)

O.T. - TOMMY’S BIRTHDAY! I just checked my Instagram and found a post from yesterday, it was Tommy’s 15th birthday!! Happy belated birthday to our favorite fluffy feline!!

I know the majority of us think Lupin is asleep in the laundry or sink, etc, BUT even after previous zoomies and racing he has always shown up for work. I am very concerned that something sinister might have happened to our beloved Lupin!!!!

This one’s got laughing! :)

I notice the Ray Stevens reference. Here’s the song that’s from. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiF6vD2gqbwAhWDQc0KHZ1SDS4QtwIwDHoECA8QAw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbxUfg3uCBbg&usg=AOvVaw1hTzs5QVccIfeUdgZfjf9f

DON’T LOOK, ETHEL!

There is so much to love about BCN – including the Comments. Not only funny, sweet, touching, sad, but learning a lot about cats. Appreciate the lack of political screaming, but most of all Georgia’s art.

Birds are just weird like that.

Because of the carry-on penalty fee.

Well, we have our requests in for the lottery to view the Great Smokey Mountains synchronous firefly display in June—wish us luck!

OT: the importance of microchipping your pet A friend of mine from down the road in Venice sent this up to me after she saw it on their local news:

https://nbc-2.com/news/local/2021/04/30/dog-stolen-in-miami-finds-way-back-to-family-in-lehigh-acres/

Don’t look Ethel.

I love how Alice holds up one digit to emphasis “MOVING” rather than whatever Natasha might have been about to say.

Wait, imagine if Lupin was mistaken as a cinnamon bun. That would’ve been messy lol.

Here he comes,

Meowity, meowity

There he goes,

Meowity, meowity

And he ain’t wearin’ no clothes

Oh yes, they call him the Lupin

(Meowity, meowity)

Fastest thing on four feet

(Meowity, meowity)

He’s just as proud as he can be

Of his invisibility

He goin’ give us a peek

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Really don’t feel like going through the archives and finding my post where I last did Ray Stevens The Streak for Lupin All I remember was that he was streaking then too.

Why do birds suddenly appear; without clothes? To be clear. . .

Just like Lupin, they long to be, clothes-less too.

OT. The vet worked in Big Gray for his teeth clean & pulling. They ended up removing 5 teeth. YIKES. He is doing well and get to pick him up in a couple of hours.

We have confirmation that Lupin was nekid! “Oh yes they call him the streak!”

It’s pretty clear that some birds must be interested in clothing. Their plumage often mimics the stuff that humans wear.

We birds are too good for clothes.

Behold Pucky the Overlord of Breakfast! (And beneficiaries Elvis and Lupin.) https://www.instagram.com/p/COTGNy6JW0k/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

“Don’t look, Ethel!!” — Ray Stevens