Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 08, 2021

As long as the cat next door doesn’t read it, you should be OK…

I hope my cat doesnt find this

And I love reading them.

Must predate Garfield.

The cat next door better not read that…

Cats will take offence to this. Snoopy you’re gonna get sued!!

This does not spark joy

Garfield would say No No No dogs are stupid and your a dog.

The book will have cat-a-strophic review.

CRT:Cat Race Theory.

“Everybody wants to be a cat”

Don’t let the cat next door read it!

Ironically, Snoopy is being catty.

Cats will come after you.

Kitten Kaboodle is a lazy cat like Garfield?

unfortunately its so common for writers to write anti the other side stories. That’s why we have guns in America.

Now Snoopy, I love both dogs and cats. But I’m sending my cat to scratch you up for writing that!

Remember Snoopy, the victor gets to write history. With World War II living next door, I’d be careful if I were you.

Boring. You need to show the cat being stupid, ugly and useless, not just tell us about it.

Actually, Kitten Kaboodle is a sexy blonde, at least on Tale Spin. ;)

Today, that would get Snoopy in big trouble and he’d be accused of all sorts of terrible things.

A certain fat orange cat would like a word with you, snoopy

Once in a while, I come across a Peanuts comic strip that I have not seen before. On that rare instance, I am in heaven!

Of course he does. Anti-cat stories practically write themselves.

Just reading the cat’s name today was worth the price of admission.

And that’s why I hate dogs.

A favorite “Bob’s Burgers” had the kids hearing about a two-butted goat and heading out to see it. One kid figures it could be real, since there was a cat with two faces in England, another kid replies “All cats are two-faced!”

All cats are beautiful, intelligent and useful in a decorative, many strands of shed fur, way.

Poncho could have written that.

Speciesism

This strip wouldn’t fly today. Snoopy better not get ‘canceled’.

Hey! I might be ugly, but I ain’t stupid, and I sure as gorram hell ain’t completely useless…

I sense a SLASH! coming from the “stupid” cat next door…

I like reading anti-cat stories and obits.

and I can go on and on……

MICRO-AGGRESSION ALERT! HELP! HELP!

“I will go so far as to say all cats are wicked, although sometimes useful. Who has not seen Satan behind those sly faces?”

Addie Ross, “True Grit” (Charles Portis)

Snoopy can get away with it… write an Anti-dog story and ½ the world would come down on you

Right now my wife is sticking pins in her Snoopy voodoo doll….

Take that Heathcliff!

This is what editorial writers are like now in 2021.

Linus (referring to World War 2 [the cat next door]): “That’s no kitten… that’s a thousand pound gully cat!!”

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1972/04/18

Story arc begins with Snoopy reading “War and Peace” one word a day:

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1972/03/27

I thought Jennyanydots was the lazy cat?

Stereotyping Snoopy…or Stoopy…or Stupid

Meanwhile, Arlo and Janus today is titled: Coffee with cat people. I love synergy.

how about dog storys

Snoopy can sue Jim Davis.

These days he would be cancelled and made to take diversity and sensitivity training.

As much as I love Snoopy, I really am a cat person.

Tell me you were into trolling before we called it trolling. And put in a special “smiley face” before there were smiley faces.

Lazy and PROUD!