Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 23, 2021

Tsk! You came for the I Love Lucy reruns. Although, since they are just getting to your start system, they are still new to you.

It could’ve been worse. You didn’t lock the keys in the spaceship.

I just hit 60. This is no joke.

He’s wearing UFOcles.

Go back to the start, then you might remember.

You came for the cat videos.

You came to Serve man

As long as you don’t forget where you’ve parked your ship.

The CCP have had control of China for over 71 years, they seem to be facing this problem.

Take a look around. Have a tour. Enjoy the scenery. Take some pictures. Even if you don’t recall why you came, at least you can experience that.

Was it to create world peace?

Did you come to fix that one landing gear that is way too short?

By the way, your left turn signal is on….

he heard earth girls were easy, but by the time he got here he was too old for them…

I’m 68 and not doing it. My Dad turns 90 in two days, and isn’t doing it. My wife, who is considerably younger than I, has been doing it for years.

(Oh grammar changes. When I was in school the correct form was “younger than I” but when she was in school the correct form was “younger than me.”)

Oh, dear, it’s alien CRS.

Pit stop, Methuselah!

If you just take my approach, you will never have this problem. I started counting backward at age 50. I’m getting younger every day. Age is a state of mind.

Just don’t ask Giorgio.

When my daughter complained about forgetting something (I forget what), I told her “You’re over 40 now; get used to it.”

I forgot what I was going to post…

(◔_◔)

Probably forgot the probes, too.

Lunch. Duh.

The curious thing is that the age of CRS should vary among alien species. If a species died at age 25, then CRS might occur at age 18. On the other hand, one that lived for a thousand years, might face it at 900 years. Bizarre alien biology might effect the percentage of one’s life lived under CRS.

Might need to check the struts on that saucer. It’s leaning at an angle.

Klaatu Barada Nikto

No joke, given the speed of our current space crafts, an astronaut would be very old indeed before he/she was even able to leave our solar system.

Cowbell. Yeah, that’s it. I came for the cowbell.

Isn’t an invasion its own reward?

Get yourself a pastie and call it good. Hey, get a pierogi, too.

Probably forgot his keys too

He needs to ask Odessa for help, uhuh, uhuh, uhuh….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvT_gqs5ETk&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

If you’re over 60, this isn’t funny. Ageist, yes. Funny, no.

By the time i open the fridge, i forgotten why i opened..