Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 19, 2009

Now someone tells me!

Well d@@n! I guess now I’m going to have to hike on up. My lawn needs someone else to mow it.

He also needs the secret to knowing which mountain to climb. I wonder which mountain that would be.

I might need to hike up there too Cleo, my lawn needs some grass in it.

Good enough for me!

The srcret of lawn care is

“get someone else to do it.”

You mean I have to walk to another cave? Mown…

Is there a mountain cave with the secret to hair care?

Been there, done that, done that, done that, done that…

Guess this is why life is such a secret……. always barking up the wrong lawn.

Feh! Secret to life, secret to lawn care…like there’s a difference?

Most lawns, left to their own devices do quite well, so show me where the “good beerdrinking” guru is.

johnnydoc swing by my place. You can take some of mine and I’ll never miss it. I have to mow my lawn twice a week. It is so thick that I can only utilize about 1/4 to 1/3 of my mower blade, yet it still stalls the blade and chokes the engine.

No secret to a good lawn. Just not allowed in Las Vegas.

His lawn guru at last.

That guru already had the grass like a door mat with the lawn mower and a bag of lawn seeds but he has no water sprinkler. DUH!

Ooh, does he know the secret to keeping the urban squirrels the neighbors keep feeding peanuts from digging my poor 50 square feet of lawn into swiss cheese?

I want an Emo lawn…

The grass is greener on the other mountain anyway.

Hmmm, looks like astroturf.

So, I came to the right place!

1st secret to lawn care: stop dumping poisonous chemicals on it. Plant thickly, watch nature take its course.

The secret to life is to keep breathing.