Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 31, 2009

Everybody’s a critic!

Do children anticipate homework these days?

Ok, who are you and what have you done with Danae?

She should’ve done that on the last day of school.

Good intentions will fall to the wayside by the second week of school… procrastination will abound!

First day of school was the apocalypse for me. Until I graduated and entered the real world. Then I understood what the Bible meant by Armageddon.

Whose logo is that of a bite out of a skull?

Whose logo is that of a bite out of a skull?

Good going, Danae! I just hope they are still wanting those reports, though.

Yes, let’s hope it’s not a wasted effort.

Hey Luvcmx it could be a skullple notebook.

i wish we started school today, big nate, foxtrot, and non sequitur all are starting school today. i started 2 weeks ago

the skull looks like an a granny smith with a bite taken from it

Danae not trying some clever way to escape work?

Wait a second… SHE IS evading work! By anticipating homework, she can simply say, “I did it already,” and potentially not pay attention in classes!

Did I miss something, how did she get back from Mars?

Of course, if she writes about the Mars trip, she’ll fail, thus setting her up for negative reinforcement.

seed_drill She got back on a strip in either late July or early August, just before the reruns started when Wiley went on vacation.

Wiley, Are you back from vacation now???

Yeah!!!!!!!!! Go Wiley!!!!

Hey, who hasn’t said to themselves, “Man, this year I’m gonna keep up on it, I’m gonna do all the reading, try my best!”, and then well, end up way behind by the end of the semester.

The skull ? Alas, tis perchance poor Yorick’s.

Good One, Lucy and welcome back Wiley WILEY: If you had a shot at Animating this, who’d be Lucy and who would be Danae?

Talk about procrastination, I still owe my English teacher two book reports from 1957.

Sorry Ms. Hilde wherever you are.

Lio and Danae have matching skull lamps today.

Celebrate Procrastinators Week today! (It was last March, but who wanted to celebrate it then?)

The Procrastinators’ Club has released its predictions for 2008 (or was it 2007?). As usual, they are the only group to be 100% accurate in predictions, including the most astounding events.

On the other hand, most clubs are still under acting presidents, because (1) they never got around to passing charters and by-laws, much less (2) holding elections.

I agree with Lucy. Somebody stole Danae & it must be a sign of the Apocalypse. Duck your head and kiss it good-bye! Welcome back Wiley.

Hey MatureCanadian, are you sure it’s your head you want to kiss goodbye? And yeah, welcome back Wiley.

Welcome back Wiley Love your stuff

it’s really a clone danae, the real danae is back on mars 3.5 being a goddess

welcome back, Wiley. i hope you enjoyed your vacation.