I remember once sitting down in front of a manual typewriter and out of ingrained habit, spent a couple seconds looking for the on switch because I didn’t hear it humming.
Trump: I will give everyone a wedgie they will never forget. I give the best wedgies. My wedgies are Huge.Crowd lines up around the blockMe: Is it still opposite day?
Next time he’ll remember to look up…
and then a sinkhole will appear.