Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 27, 2021

I see they didn’t invite Bung.

Is there bar fighting allowed in this War Room?

The King just got a lot more popular with his staff.

Did he move the Situation Room into a Bar …

… or did he have a Bar put into the Situation Room?

The glug glug bub club.

A drunken situation room could help the kingdom of ID!

It would lubricate their war practices!!

I take it Bung is slumped in front of the bar out of sight…..

And here I thought that they spent most of their time in the loo? All that beer has to go somewhere you know.

Cheers goes to war?

Open bar? Who’s paying for that?

It’s only “Defcon 2” so the situation isn’t as bad as it could get.

Adapt and over come. I wonder if there are refreshments in our “situation room”? You know, coffee or tea and some little sandwiches or donuts while the national emergency or air strike is playing on CNN. Even the 1% need a snack.

symposium, noun: 1a: a convivial party (as after a banquet in ancient Greece) with music and conversation.

Sort of wonder what the situation was. Did the Huns get lost?

Defcon 2? Could be worse. Maybe the Huns are heading towards Id.

Put me closer to the bar

Someone is watching a lot of Time Team

In a few hours, it WILL be a situation room….

Yes locked away in the basement, drunk, with no clue as to what is happening outside. That’s our government. Oh I mean that’s the Kingdom of ID.

Where’s the Wolf-man!?! Doesn’t he own that room..?

Wait, in which, the situation room or the bar?

Uhm, why is the guard stationed on the inside of the door instead of the outside? That’s where he should be, to keep unauthorized Idians from accessing the Situation Room. I guess in this case he’s there to keep the authorized IN the room? Or perhaps that’s the only bathroom and the guard keeps it free for the king’s use.

This makes the situation beerable.

I’d like to volunteer for the position of booze taster,,,gotta make sure it’s good!!

I can just imagine a Strategic Air Command situation room with an open bar – YIKES!

“And gentlemen, there’s no state of affairs in the Situation Room…”

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Booze and war, not a good combination. Neither is booze and leadership

Yeah that’s what we want. A bunch if drunks making life altering decisions.