Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 28, 2021

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    Its just me  over 3 years ago

    I did that once when I laid my foot open on a yacht fitting and got very soundly laughed at when I got to civilisation, some hours later until they saw the cut.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 3 years ago

    Trout is so relieved, Agnes!

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    Finger aches require REAL treatment.

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Very unusual looking doll on the dresser!

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Wait till she gets infected up to her elbow. Not that she can picture this, but, reality is a large and shaggy she-dog.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If.. it’s tight enough it will drop off in a couple of weeks.. Works for castrating animals.. so probably would work on a finger.. or hand

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    Pickled Pete  over 3 years ago

    Agnes walks into a doctor’s office, the doctor asks what’s wrong and Agnes says “My entire body hurts!”

    “Oh?” Said the doctor, “like a whole body ache?”

    “No!” said she said “like everywhere is searing pain! Here I’ll show you!”

    She pokes her shoulder “That really hurt!”

    She pokes her stomach “That really hurt too!”

    She bends down and pokes her knees “Both of those hurt super bad! Can you help me doctor!?”

    The doctor looks at her, sighs, and says “Yes I can help you, in fact I solved your problem”

    “What is it!?”

    “Your finger’s broken”

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