Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 20, 2021

Point of clarification: What other kinds of toothpicks are there?

With a color frayed end. If the fray is upside down then the kitchen help needs help. A dyslexia move on the club sandwich.

George Foreman grill. He is worth 200 million green backs.

Be aware, though … the morality you try may result in a lessality of results ….

Mrs. Robison meets Miss Manners.

Bite it.

They’re there to cause such sentences as these. So what what’s your point ?

…I think we need to cancel this anti- toothpick in sandwiches crowd…

…how else am I going to keep my turkey club sandwich together?…

…it’s what the greatest generation used…

…and they won WWII!…

…it would be like dividing the words, ’ One nation indivisible,’ …

…how can you divide those words?…

…it would make the words divisible!…

…we won two world wars with those words…

…ridiculous…

…what’s next?…

…crunchy peanutbutter and jelly?!?…

The gf uses almond butter, and I use (surprise!) sunflower butter (from ND instead of KS).

FA has done it again! The lamest of the day!

Looks like one of the herd has wandered off. Round ’em up!

Long as they’re not envenomed they’re legal. Moral?

Shouldn’t the point of discussion be not around toothpricks but of the morality of building a sandwich so got dang high that I have to unhinge my jaw to eat it? If I have to work so hard for my food, what the hell is the point of being a privileged white male, sheesh.

Are snack wiches like regular wiches only smaller? Kind of like fun size candy bars. I resent the implication that full size candy bars are not fun (please hold your snickers.) Seems like a marketing misstep. Fun comes in many sizes. I mean snack wiches sounds like some new dieting fad in the witch community. Eat more often with smaller portions so you are not so hungry you want to eat a whole baby rump roast; just nibble on a pickled Gretel toe here, a candied Hansel tongue there, and before you know it you are able to fit in to your Voodoo Ball gown.

Be careful out there, my dear. It would be immoral to injure yourself or mar your Dior outfit on the elephant grass. And please, let’s not start using elephant grass on sandwiches. Unless you’re making them for King Kong, of course.

That license won’t protect you from the snake in the grass.

Are we having watercress sandwiches without the crust?

I reckon, ma’am, you’ve wandered to the right place. Here in Froglandia, we have all kinds of bizarre discussions, all with proper social licenses.

But I must say that I see no point to blunt toothpicks, in snackwiches or out!

Step right this way, avoiding the meadow muffins and cow pies, and we’ll have the Froglandia JP issue your social license for discussions right away!